I'm Lindsey, I'm 16, I live in Denver.
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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togepathetic:

special skills: I can type the lyrics of a song at the same time in which they are sung

cinnamon-bun5:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

*straight white boy voice* I touched it but why didn’t you cum?

userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

It’s OK to believe in life after love. Cher if u agree
neghenaha:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative


That’s my child right there.
I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up. My friend’s Mom  (via oitheresawargoingonhere)