I'm Lindsey, I'm 16, I live in Denver.
kingsxoqueens:
omgtsn:

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

did cr1tikal write this review

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

okaymad:

me the past weeks thanks to school

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candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

sad-babygirl:

I love spontaneous car sex. Like with my boyfriend at the start of our relationship when we were driving through the hills at night and we suddenly started getting really hot for eachother and we couldn’t contain ourselves so he pulled over the car on the side of the road and we fucked in the back.
imamermaid:

jspacey:

want

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